Old F*ckers Club” Birch Coin — Lifetime Member Token

Old F*ckers Club” Birch Coin — Lifetime Member Token 🔥

Because age is just a number… and that number is “Nope.”

Looking for the perfect gift for that special old bastard in your life? Congratulations — you just found it. This classy-as-hell wooden coin is laser-engraved on birch and officially certifies the recipient as a 100% Bitter, Old F*ckers Club Lifetime Member.

It’s like a challenge coin…
But instead of honor, prestige, and bravery, this one celebrates bad backs, unmatched sarcasm, and the ability to complain about everything from the weather to teenagers.

🌲 Product Details
• Made from real birch wood (because plastic is for amateurs)
• Laser-engraved with vintage-style scrolls to make it look fancier than it has any right to
• Features a winged skull, because nothing says “I’ve survived some sh*t” like a winged skull
• Approximately coin-sized, perfect for pockets, display shelves, or passive-aggressive gifting

🎁 Perfect For:
• Dads who swear loudly at football games
• Grandpas who only communicate through grunts
• Uncles who start sentences with “Back in my day…”
• Anyone aging like a fine wine… meaning grumpier, sharper, and slightly more flammable

💬 Bonus:

Give it as a birthday gift, retirement token, or just hand it to a friend as a subtle way to say,
“Congrats, you’re old as hell. Here’s your membership card.”

⚠️ Disclaimer:

This item is made from actual wood — meaning the grain, color, scorch marks, and overall attitude may vary. That’s nature’s fault, not mine. I laser the design the same way every time, but sometimes the wood decides to freestyle.

If your piece looks slightly different than the photo, congratulations:
you just received a one-of-a-kind, limited-edition, naturally imperfect, zero-upcharge collectible.

Also, despite what the engraving says, membership in the Old F*ckers Club does not include medical benefits, early-bird specials, or the ability to yell at teenagers without consequences. Use responsibly