Laser Engraved LED Sign – “Old Fuckers Club” Edition

Some memberships are earned.
This one comes with attitude.

This laser-engraved LED sign features a bold, vintage-style design etched permanently into clear acrylic and illuminated from below by a custom-made wooden base. The result is a crisp, edge-lit glow that highlights every detail and makes the sign stand out without being over-the-top.

It’s sarcastic, unapologetic, and designed to be displayed proudly.

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🔥 FEATURES & DETAILS
• Overall size:
• Base width: 7 inches
• Total height when assembled: approximately 6.75 inches
• Materials:
• Laser-engraved clear acrylic
• Handmade wooden LED base
• Lighting:
• Warm white LED illumination
• Push-button controller built into the cord
• Adjustable dimmer (no remote)
• Power:
• USB powered
• Plug into a USB wall adapter, computer, or battery pack
(USB wall adapter not included)

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🪵 HOW IT’S MADE

Each sign is:
• Digitally designed
• Precision laser engraved (not printed or vinyl)
• Assembled, tested, and finished by hand

Natural wood grain, engraving depth, and glow intensity may vary slightly. That variation is normal and part of what makes each piece unique.

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🎁 PERFECT FOR
• Birthdays and milestone gifts
• Desk or office decor
• Home bars or workshops
• Anyone who’s officially stopped pretending to care
• Lifetime members of the club

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⚠️ PLEASE NOTE
• This item contains adult language
• Acrylic is engraved — the design will not peel or fade
• This is a decorative novelty item, not a toy
• Push-button dimmer only (no remote)