Laser Engraved LED Sign – “Basic Bitch” Edition

Because sometimes subtlety is overrated.

This laser-engraved LED sign is equal parts sarcasm and craftsmanship. The design is permanently engraved into clear acrylic and illuminated from below by a custom-made wooden base, creating a clean, glowing edge-lit effect that looks great on desks, shelves, nightstands, or anywhere you want to make a statement.

Funny, unapologetic, and absolutely intentional.

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🔥 FEATURES & DETAILS
• Overall size:
• Base width: 7 inches
• Total height when assembled: approx. 6.75 inches
• Materials:
• Laser-engraved clear acrylic sign
• Handmade wooden LED base
• Lighting:
• Warm white LED illumination
• Push-button controller built into the cord
• Adjustable dimmer (no remote — because buttons work just fine)
• Power:
• USB powered (USB wall adapter not included)
• Plug into a USB port, power brick, or battery pack

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🪵 HOW IT’S MADE

Each sign is:
• Digitally designed
• Precision laser engraved
• Assembled and tested by hand

Wood grain, engraving depth, and glow intensity may vary slightly from piece to piece. That’s not a flaw — it’s proof this isn’t mass-produced plastic junk.

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🎁 PERFECT FOR
• Desk decor with attitude
• Home office lighting
• Dorm rooms
• Gifts for friends who appreciate sarcasm
• Anyone who knows exactly who they are

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⚠️ PLEASE NOTE
• This item contains adult language
• Acrylic is engraved, not printed — the design will not peel or fade
• This is a novelty decor item, not a toy
• No remote included (push-button dimmer is on the cord)