Laser Engraved Harlequin Cowboy Magnet

🤠 Creepy Cowboy Birch Magnet — 2x3” of “Why Is He Smiling?” Energy 🤡

Meet the magnet that says, “I enjoy Westerns, vintage art, and characters who definitely have unresolved issues.”
This 2”×3” birch wood magnet features a harlequin-style cowboy with a smile that’s 50% charm, 50% “don’t turn your back.”

Laser-engraved on real birch, each piece has its own natural grain and texture—because trees have absolutely zero interest in being consistent.

Why Your Fridge Needs This:
• 🪵 Real birch wood — fancy, classy, and occasionally uncooperative
• 🤠 Creepy cowboy vibes — looks like he’ll tip his hat and steal your soul
• 🔥 Laser-engraved with the accuracy of someone who argues with their machine daily
• 📏 2”×3” size — small but mighty unsettling
• 🧲 Strong magnet — sticks to metal better than this guy sticks to questionable life choices

Perfect For:
• Horror lovers
• Wild West fans with a dark sense of humor
• People who want guests to ask, “Why do you own this?”
• Anyone decorating a haunted saloon-themed kitchen

Disclaimer (Because Nature Is Chaotic):

Wood grain and tone may vary, because trees love being unpredictable. If the wood and the laser team up to sass me, I call it “artistic flavor.”