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FUCK Decision Map – Laser Engraved Wood Magnet
FUCK Decision Map – Laser Engraved Wood Magnet
Regular price
$12.00 USD
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$12.00 USD
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Size: 2” x 3”
Material: Baltic Birch Plywood
Made in Florida, probably while questioning life choices
Ever feel overwhelmed by options? Same.
That’s why this beautifully unnecessary decision map exists.
Front and center: FUCK.
Radiating outward: a confusing web of emotional detours including me, them, her, you, face, this, that, and finally… off.
Because sometimes the only logical conclusion is chaos.
Laser engraved into premium Baltic birch plywood, this 2”×3” magnet is perfect for:
• Refrigerators
• Toolboxes
• Office filing cabinets
• Anywhere decisions go to die
Each piece is engraved, not printed, so the design is burned directly into the wood—meaning it’ll outlast your patience.
⸻
🔥 The Fine Print (a.k.a. Reality Check)
• Made from real wood, so grain, tone, and burn depth will vary
• Slight imperfections are not flaws — they’re character
• The laser and the wood occasionally conspire against me
• Strong language included. Emotional clarity not guaranteed
⸻
🪵 Details
• Material: Baltic Birch plywood
• Size: Approx. 2” x 3”
• Finish: Natural wood, laser engraved
• Handmade by Burnt Expectations
• Magnets may cause eye-rolling, laughter, or validation
Material: Baltic Birch Plywood
Made in Florida, probably while questioning life choices
Ever feel overwhelmed by options? Same.
That’s why this beautifully unnecessary decision map exists.
Front and center: FUCK.
Radiating outward: a confusing web of emotional detours including me, them, her, you, face, this, that, and finally… off.
Because sometimes the only logical conclusion is chaos.
Laser engraved into premium Baltic birch plywood, this 2”×3” magnet is perfect for:
• Refrigerators
• Toolboxes
• Office filing cabinets
• Anywhere decisions go to die
Each piece is engraved, not printed, so the design is burned directly into the wood—meaning it’ll outlast your patience.
⸻
🔥 The Fine Print (a.k.a. Reality Check)
• Made from real wood, so grain, tone, and burn depth will vary
• Slight imperfections are not flaws — they’re character
• The laser and the wood occasionally conspire against me
• Strong language included. Emotional clarity not guaranteed
⸻
🪵 Details
• Material: Baltic Birch plywood
• Size: Approx. 2” x 3”
• Finish: Natural wood, laser engraved
• Handmade by Burnt Expectations
• Magnets may cause eye-rolling, laughter, or validation
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