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Dark Fantasy Steampunk Turtle Magnet Laser Engraved
Dark Fantasy Steampunk Turtle Magnet Laser Engraved
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$12.00 USD
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$12.00 USD
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🐢 Steampunk Turtle Birch Magnet — 2x3” of “Slow but Stylish” Energy 🕰️
Meet the only turtle in existence who is both slow as molasses and dressed better than everyone you know. This 2”×3” birch wood magnet features a steampunk turtle rocking goggles and a top hat, looking like he’s on his way to a Victorian cosplay tea party… at his own pace… which is very slow.
Laser-engraved on real birch wood, this little gentleman brings equal parts charm, chaos, and “I have no idea why I love him, but I do.”
Why He’s Gloriously Absurd:
• 🪵 Real birch wood — classy AND stubborn
• 🐢 Steampunk turtle — because why shouldn’t reptiles have fashion arcs?
• 🔥 Laser-engraved with high-definition “I meant to burn that” accuracy
• 📏 2”×3” size — small but mighty fabulous
• 🧲 Strong magnet — sticks better than this turtle sticks to deadlines
Perfect For:
• Steampunk fans
• Turtle enthusiasts
• People who appreciate things that make zero logical sense
• Anyone who wants their fridge to have a character arc
Disclaimer (Nature Is Moody):
Wood grain varies, because trees have opinions. If the wood and laser collaborate in rebellion, I call it “vintage texture.”
Meet the only turtle in existence who is both slow as molasses and dressed better than everyone you know. This 2”×3” birch wood magnet features a steampunk turtle rocking goggles and a top hat, looking like he’s on his way to a Victorian cosplay tea party… at his own pace… which is very slow.
Laser-engraved on real birch wood, this little gentleman brings equal parts charm, chaos, and “I have no idea why I love him, but I do.”
Why He’s Gloriously Absurd:
• 🪵 Real birch wood — classy AND stubborn
• 🐢 Steampunk turtle — because why shouldn’t reptiles have fashion arcs?
• 🔥 Laser-engraved with high-definition “I meant to burn that” accuracy
• 📏 2”×3” size — small but mighty fabulous
• 🧲 Strong magnet — sticks better than this turtle sticks to deadlines
Perfect For:
• Steampunk fans
• Turtle enthusiasts
• People who appreciate things that make zero logical sense
• Anyone who wants their fridge to have a character arc
Disclaimer (Nature Is Moody):
Wood grain varies, because trees have opinions. If the wood and laser collaborate in rebellion, I call it “vintage texture.”
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